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foxtrot oscar

sparks

From the album Foxtrot Oscar Oct 2018

I've heard you talking in your sleep

Strange names and even stranger

It might be nothing just a fragment of a dream

But things like this set off my smoke detector

And so I'm lying here, thinking in the dark

About the little things that make alarm bells ring

Can't help myself I guess it's just the way I'm wired

I need to understand if we are saved or damned

I just need to know whats going on

I hope I'm wrong, oh god I hope I'm wrong

I just need to know if this is real

So come on tell me what you really feel

It seems we're ripping at the seams

Moving apart a little more each season

It feels to me that there is something inbetween

But I can't put my finger on the reason

We started out so strong but now it's going wrong

You used to hold my hand but now you barely glance at me

And now I'm looking for a sign

To let me know you're mine, please let me know you're mine

I just need to know whats going on

I hope I'm wrong, oh god I hope I'm wrong

I just need to know if this is real

So come on tell me what you really feel

Familiarity, ends up in contempt they say

And if you're hating me maybe you're negating me

In my head the answer seems so clear

And I'm feeling sick with fear

I just need to know whats going on

I hope I'm wrong, oh god I hope I'm wrong

I just need to know if this is real

So come on tell me what you really feel

Full of guilt, I burn your trust

Accuse you of a crime

Against this heart of mine

Disappointment in your eyes

That I would question you

After all that we’ve been through

Humanoid and paranoid

Don’t want to feel like this

But I cannot resist

When you’ve been touched by the fire

Then you’re afraid of sparks

Keep looking out for sparks

caveat emptor

From the album Foxtrot Oscar Oct 2018

I must confess I do resent

You made a chimp the President

How did you manage such a feat?

How did you fall for all his bullsheet

You need to open up your eyes and

Look around you at the lies he's telling you

I prayed to God it was a dream

But God ain't listening it seems

Or else He's got a strange agenda

Perhaps he wants to send the world a message

Through the medium of medicority

And reality TV rejects

Caveat Emptor

You should try before you buy but now you're

Stuck with this strange dementor

I'm counting down the days until this nightmare goes away

But maybe there's another way?

I really hope and pray you can

(Kick out the fuckwit) Impeach the orange shit

(Kick out the fuckwit) Cause when he talks he makes me sick

(Kick out the fuckwit) That's no Commander In Chief

(Kick out the fuckwit) He's just an oxygen thief

(Kick out the fuckwit) And he's stealing it from you and me

I want justice

It seems incredible to me

That anyone should feel the need

To purchase someone else's silence

To back it up with threats of violence

Well we're passing through some Stormy times

But when the weather clears we'll see the crimes

And if you promise to your wife

That you will honour her for life

But also think that you deserve

To bang a porn star while her back is turned

Well if you think this OK don't be surprised to find one day

That you've been had and that he's sold your ass to Vlad

Caveat Emptor

You should try before you buy but now you're

Stuck with this strange dementor

I'm counting down the days until this nightmare goes away

But maybe there's another way?

I really hope and pray you can

(Kick out the fuckwit) Impeach the orange shit

(Kick out the fuckwit) Cause when he talks he makes me sick

(Kick out the fuckwit) That's no Commander In Chief

(Kick out the fuckwit) He's just an oxygen thief

(Kick out the fuckwit) And he's stealing it from you and me

I want justice

Caveat Emptor

I'm counting down the days until this nightmare goes away

But maybe there's another way?

I really hope and pray you can

(Kick out the fuckwit) I hate the way he lives his life

(Kick out the fuckwit) I hate the way he treats his wife

(Kick out the fuckwit) I hate the way he wears his tie

(Kick out the fuckwit) I wish he'd fuck right off and die

(Kick out the fuckwit) Impeach the orange shit

(Kick out the fuckwit) Cause when he talks he makes me sick

(Kick out the fuckwit) That's no Commander In Chief

(Kick out the fuckwit) He's just an oxygen thief

(Kick out the fuckwit) And he's stealing it from you and me

no pasaran

From the album Foxtrot Oscar Oct 2018

No pasaran

I see you Oswald Mosley, you nasty little man

(You call it Nationalism; we call it fear and hate)

With your Union of Fascists, and your nasty little plan

(You call it Nationalism; we call it fear and hate)

You want to kick the Jews out, and send them on their way

Return them to the Nazis, condemn them to their fate

But they're fleeing from oppression and coming here in fear

You're a disgrace to the human race and we don't want you here

We'll barricade the city, we'll stop you in your tracks

We'll chase you out of Cable Street…..

Don't bother coming back

No pasaran - You're not welcome here so turn around and run

No nazi scum - Stick your black shirt where it doen't see the sun

No pasaran - You're not welcome here so turn around and run

No nazi scum - Stick your black shirt where it doen't see the sun

We see you Tommy Robinson you thievin' nasty lemon

The name may change but the stench is just the same

We see all of you Fascists; EDL and BNP

The name may change but the stench is just the same

Well it makes me sick and tired, to see another wave

Of persecuting immigrants, and peddling your hate

We've seen it all before, yeah nothing much has changed

You're a disgrace to the human race; the answer's still the same

We'll fight you on the beaches, in the hills and fields and towns

We'll chase you out of Cable Street…..

Don't bother turning round

No pasaran - You're not welcome here so turn around and run

No nazi scum - Stick your black shirt where it doen't see the sun

No pasaran - You're not welcome here so turn around and run

No nazi scum - Stick your black shirt where it doen't see the sun

No pasaran

Listen for the sound of marching feet

Heed the voices of The Ghosts of Cable Street……

red pill blue pill

From the album Foxtrot Oscar Oct 2018

A complex question; requires reflection

Just "yes" or "no" is; lacking inflection

Ignore the facts and; choose speculation

Engage the Press in; this manipulation

Mer-ce-na-ry

De-mo-cra-cy

Stupid question

Wrong direction

Red pill blue pill

It's your free will

Make your choice and

Reap the whirlwind

So start a panic; call on the racists

Nobody cares if; it's true or baseless

The truth is truth is; made by the winners

Just win the race and; ignore the whingers

Id-i-o-tic

And my-op-ic

Pat-ri-o-tic

Di-a-bol-ic

Red pill blue pill

It's your free will

Make your choice and

Reap the whirlwind

And now you're confused; it's not what you were sold

Just settle back while; the chaos unfolds

Mer-ce-na-ry

De-mo-cra-cy

Stupid question

Wrong direction

Red pill blue pill

It's your free will

Make your choice and

Reap the whirlwind

Id-i-o-tic

And my-op-ic

Pat-ri-o-tic

Di-a-bol-ic

Mer-ce-na-ry

De-mo-cra-cy

Stupid question

Wrong direction

Red pill blue pill

It's your free will

Make your choice and

Reap the whirlwind

kismet

From the album Foxtrot Oscar Oct 2018

At every little fork in the road

You make a choice and then you see where it goes

There's no map, there's no compass

You have to go with what you think is for the best

We're all travellers in time and space

And everybody makes the same old mistakes

Missed connection, missed opportunity

Oh well, what the hell, we're all gonna die some day

Too much, too soon

Still picking glass out of open wounds

And then, you left

Another life in another world

Bad luck, cruel fate

Crossed stars, too late

We're lost in space

Wrong time, wrong place

And you can waste away thinking "What if I

Had gone a different way and had a different life?"

You can't rewind, you can't go back

That was then, this is now, keep your eyes on the track

We're all working out the way this world works

We're only human and we're mostly jerks

Sometimes you can't see which is the right way

Oh well, what the hell, we're all gonna die some day

Bad luck, cruel fate

Crossed stars, too late

We're lost in space

Wrong time, wrong place

We're all travellers in time and space

There's so many different paths that we can take

So don't worry 'bout the final destination

It's all about the journey not the roads that you've taken

Too much, too soon

Still picking glass out of open wounds

And then, you left

Another life in another world

Oh well, tough shit

Get over it

Move on, give love

It's all, you've got

Bad luck, cruel fate

Crossed stars, too late

We're lost in space

Wrong time, wrong place

fresh meat

From the album Foxtrot Oscar Oct 2018

Don't let me down, don't you leave me there

Hanging, oh I'll

Meet you down town, there's a place that is

Banging, a freak show

Come see the sights, see the painted delights

Feel the blood in your veins as you try to restrain

Your natural reaction to all the attraction

It's Friday; we're looking for some kind of action

Take a shot, take a punt

Bust a move, shake your carcass

Stand away from the wall

Come on out of the darkness

The eternal refrain

As we all play this silly game

If you want to have fresh meat

Then dance to the bassbeat

Chancing my arm, what's the harm in just

Talking? Well I

Don't come here much 'cause it’s frankly

Appalling, but "needs must"

End of the week, need to shake off the dust

I'm not looking for love but I'm open to lust and I'm

Playing the numbers game, looking for someone who

Feels the same way and just wants to get down and dirty

Take a shot, take a punt

Bust a move, shake your carcass

Stand away from the wall

Come on out of the darkness

The eternal refrain

As we all play this silly game

If you want to have fresh meat

Then dance to the bassbeat

Making a move, trying hard to be smooth and

Seduction's not really my strongest of suits

But it's dark and you're pissed so who knows where this goes

If I'm lucky I'm looking at least at a blow job or maybe more

Drink a shot, sink a pint

Alcohol helps the process

I'm not looking for bright

I'm not after a Princess

Got an itch I must scratch

On the hunt for a friendly snatch

You can get on my team if you

Have low standards and self esteem

Take a shot, take a punt

Bust a move, shake your carcass

Stand away from the wall

Come on out of the darkness

The eternal refrain

As we all play this silly game

If you want to have fresh meat

Then dance monkey dance

stardust

From the album Foxtrot Oscar Oct 2018

Some things are built to last

Some things are hidden in the past

We all learn the hard way, there's no other way

On the road of this humanity

Experience will make you wise

And it will open up your eyes

Look out beyond your hopes and cares

And see the universe out there

Well there's 300 billion stars that live next door to this one

In close proximity within this single galaxy and

It takes your breath away to contemplate things on this scale so

When you are feeling low just tell yourself

Stardust - you are stardust

Embrace your cosmic ways

Children of cosmic rays

You interstellar offspring

Of big bang meanderings

This miracle of life

Is worth the human price

It's worth the human pain

You're never coming here again

Well there's 300 billion stars that live next door to this one

In close proximity within this single galaxy and

It takes your breath away to contemplate things on this scale so

When you are feeling low just tell yourself

Stardust - you are stardust

Just keep on looking upwards, keep looking for the stardust

the sorcerer pharaj (part ii)

From the album Foxtrot Oscar Oct 2018

We followed the rocky path

Through the battle's grim aftermath

Making ground on his fleeing spawn

Travelling fast from the first light of dawn

Through the Gates of Adnauseum

Past the Straits of Delirium

Many leagues we traversed, 'til at last

We arrived at the lair of the psychopath

"We seek justice and sweet revenge

You shall pay for the ills of our countrymen

You must answer for all of your acts and

Face the true

Facts

Desolator! Fabricator!

You're a charlatan! You're a hooligan!

You have made a Devil's Bargain"

Silence fell for the Mage's answer

All we heard was a peal of laughter

Through the air like a burnished scimitar

From on high in his magical tower, he cried

"Who are you to challenge me?

With the Will of the People I rule thee

Take your ragged band and leave

Quit these shores and flee across the seas

Or instead you can join with me

I will promise you untold prosperity

All you need to do in return is

Watch the world

Burn"

"You're a liar! Falsifier!

Come down here and face our ire!

Desolator! Fabricator!

You're a charlatan! You're a hooligan!

You have made a Devil's Bargain"

Storyteller! Evil beggar!

All you touch is dead forever!

We don't trust you! We resist you!

Time will show that you are untrue"

So the Sorcerer opened the doors of his

Stronghold to unleash his ravening horde

Born of poverty, tempered by violence

Fed on a diet of hatred and ignorance

Forth they poured like a river of misery

Many-fold they outnumbered the company

'Til we stood as an island within a sea

And prepared to make peace with our deities

So we stood for what seemed an eternity

In the midst of a growing uncertainty

For the horde was awakening well

Coming out from the Sorcerer's spell

Blinking hard in the light of a pale day

As the Sorcerer's magic was swept away

To reveal the extent of his lies

And we all

Cried

"You're a liar! Falsifier!

Come down here and face our ire!

Storyteller! Evil beggar!

All you touch is dead forever!

Good-for-nothing mountebank it's

Time to give our country back!"

hairy pie

From the album Foxtrot Oscar Oct 2018

One day I was on my way to work

When I stopped at my local corner

Shop, and came to a stop

When my eye was drawn to a top shelf porn mag

It was a specialist publication

And it opened a whole new world for

Me, of pileous depravity

I didn't know 'til then I was a fan of the furry

I just like them hairy (Bearded Lady)

Hirsute women suit me (Bearded Lady)

Whiskery stimulation (Bearded Lady)

Causes me elation - I'm a freaky weird beard lover

Hairy pie (hairy pie)

Get real leave your conceits at home

There's room in the world for us to

Be, who we want to be

So bring on the hairy ladies, baby

One day this will be the fashion

One day you will share my passion

And, you will understand

The joys of a kiss with a hairy Miss

I just like them hairy (Bearded Lady)

Hirsute women suit me (Bearded Lady)

Whiskery stimulation (Bearded Lady)

Causes me elation - I'm a freaky weird beard lover

Hairy pie (hairy pie)

Don't be a prisoner to depilation

Don't be a slave to the shave it steals your

Time, and that is a crime

So let it grow free and down to the knee

Give me girls with a full grown garden

Go exploring for diamonds in the

Rough, I can't get enough

Lost in the velcro, oh no here we go

I just like them hairy (Bearded Lady)

Hirsute women suit me (Bearded Lady)

Whiskery stimulation (Bearded Lady)

Causes me elation (Bearded Lady)

I just like them hairy (Bearded Lady)

Hirsute women suit me (Bearded Lady)

Whiskery stimulation (Bearded Lady)

Causes me elation - I'm a freaky weird beard lover

Hairy pie (hairy pie)

without you

From the album Foxtrot Oscar Oct 2018

You never tell me what you're thinking anymore

I try to get into your life, you slam the door

I used to know you better than I know myself

But now I'm on the sidelines, sitting on the shelf

(And) I miss the way you used to kiss me in the dark

I'd feel your energy go through me like a spark

(Well) I miss your lips, I miss your hips, I miss your touch

I never thought that I could miss someone so much

Not too late

(Well I'm) waiting here for you

Please come back

('Cause I'm) holding on for you

I'm certain time can heal the wounds and mend the pain

(And) I know I should have tried to get you back again

I promise I have learned the lesson, now I know

(That) life without you is so empty, dead and cold

One more chance

One last dance

Help me to

Educate you

Remember how things used to be

Remember how you looked at me

Don't go and throw this all away

Well we can work it out and live to love another day

Not too late

(Well I'm) waiting here for you

Please come back

('Cause I'm) holding on for you

(And) I curse the day I ever let you slip away

I was so blind from foolish pride and hurt and (pause) stupid rage

(Now) I know it's true you have to lose to comprehend

The value of the things you love and make amends

One more chance

One last dance

Please trust me

(Let me) help you see (it's)

Not too late

(Well I) promise I'll be true

Please come back

('Cause I'm) empty without you

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